About Southhart

Southhart ain’t your grandma’s t-shirt brand—unless your grandma cusses like a sailor and spikes her sweet tea with bourbon.

We take pride in every shirt we put out: clean designs with a kick. And yeah, if you’ve noticed, most of our shirts are offensive. Why? Because it’s bold, it’s funny, and it sets us apart from all that bland “Live, Laugh, Love” fluff (lookin’ at you, Simply Southern).

Here’s the deal: this is America. You’ve got the freedom to wear whatever the hell you want—and we’ve got the freedom to make it. So if one of our shirts offends you… bless your heart. Just don’t buy it. Ain’t that simple?

I started Southhart because I’ve always had a thing for Southern grit and style.
Now, don’t get it twisted—just because I like good aesthetics doesn’t mean I’m some soft-ass liberal. I’m just emotionally unavailable with a farmer’s tan and work boots.

By trade, I work construction. Social skills? Questionable. So instead, I throw my humor—and maybe a touch of undiagnosed autism—into every shirt I make. This brand is how I speak.

Everyone’s got the right to say what they want—whether it’s that Waffle House counts as fine dining or Zyn should be its own food group. Say your piece. If it gets you punched in the face, well... that’s just natural consequences.

OnlyFans girls get paid to take their clothes off—I’m just out here trying to get paid to put ’em on.

At the end of the day, don’t take life so damn seriously. Crack a beer, laugh at something wildly inappropriate, and enjoy the ride.