Red Ribbon
"Rockin’ Southhart like it’s Sunday service—except I cuss too much, drink too early, and haven’t talked to Jesus since deer season."
Ben Dranking
“Hard hat’s clean, hands ain’t dirty, and haven’t lifted a damn thing all day—but at least the hoodie’s doing its job. Fresh ASF like a true American hero.
Camo Southhart
"Rockin’ Oak & Ivory at the cookout—just trying to blend in like raisins in Karen’s potato salad (spoiler: it ain’t working)."