Southhart - Turtle love

Some shirts whisper. This one barks.
If you’ve ever looked at a turtle and thought, “That dude’s seen some things,” then this is your spirit animal. Featuring a dead-eyed tortoise mid-mount with a look that says, “I pay rent here now,” and text that’ll get you kicked out of any petting zoo within 30 miles.

Cartoon-style chaos printed on heavyweight cotton — durable enough for frat row, bar fights, or family dinners (depending on the family).

Offensive. Absurd. Undeniably Southhart.
Wear it loud. Or don’t wear it at all.

Product features
- Fiber composition: Varies by color (100% cotton, 90% cotton/10% polyester, 50% cotton/50% polyester)
- Neck and shoulder tape for added stability
- Left chest pocket for a unique look
- Knit in one piece without side seams to reduce fabric waste
- Medium fabric weight and classic fit for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean