Southhart - Turtle love T-shirt

Some shirts whisper. This one barks.
If you’ve ever looked at a turtle and thought, “That dude’s seen some things,” then this is your spirit animal. Featuring a dead-eyed tortoise mid-mount with a look that says, “I pay rent here now,” and text that’ll get you kicked out of any petting zoo within 30 miles.

Cartoon-style chaos printed on heavyweight cotton — durable enough for frat row, bar fights, or family dinners (depending on the family).

Offensive. Absurd. Undeniably Southhart.
Wear it loud. Or don’t wear it at all.

Product features
- Crafted without side seams for a sleek appearance and reduced waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and provides elasticity for long-lasting wear.
- Stable shoulder seams with tape prevent stretching, ensuring a proper fit.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft and smooth feel, ideal for printing.
- Certified by Oeko-Tex and produced ethically for peace of mind.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors